If all goes well with the extradition hearing…Thank you, F*ck Yeah, J.A. Go there and scroll down for the visual.
1) Write screenplay for upcoming docudrama Mathematics is Complicated, So Am I. So Shut Up.
2) Do screen-tests for Hacking With The Stars.
3) Create a response to Stuxnet called Beyond The Palin.
4) Master the demanding yet genteel sport of falconry.
5) Publish leak which proves Team America actually exists - yes, DARPA has created artificially intelligent marionettes for counterinsurgency operations.
6) Consult with hairdresser about curtailing comparisons to Tilda Swinton and other ‘pigmentally-challenged’ public figures. Again.