January 28, 2009

Koons Does Dallas

Photo by snarky (cropped by moi).

New Meme: "Too Big to Save"

"Fact #1. Too big to save. Bank of America Corp. and Citigroup, Inc. have combined assets of $3.9 trillion, or 43 times the size of the Treasury bailout funds they've received to date.

"Fact #2. Bigger losses ahead. Even before any further declines in the economy, an unusually large portion of their assets are already in grave jeopardy — commercial real estate loans going sour, credit cards loans tanking, auto loans sinking, and residential mortgages turning to dust. Now, as the economy continues to tumble, avoiding much larger losses will be almost impossible.

"Fact #3. Big derivatives players. Bank of America and Citigroup are the nation's second and third largest high-rollers in the derivatives market, with a combined total of $78 trillion in these bets outstanding. That's over ten times the derivatives that Lehman Brothers had on its books when it failed last year.

"Fact #4. They've bet far too much on each other's failure. Bank of America and Citigroup are also the second and third largest participants in the most dangerous derivatives of all — credit default swaps. These are the big bets that financial institutions make on the failure of other major companies."

More here.

Texas Transportation: Zombies Ahead

We knew that; but the news is, I'm approvingly citing Fox: "[t]ransportation officials in Texas are scrambling to prevent hackers from changing messages on digital road signs after one sign in Austin was altered to read, 'Zombies Ahead.'"


January 26, 2009

Doing Great:


" . . . McDonald's said Monday its 2008 net profit soared 80 percent from a year [ago], lifted by growing demand from consumers seeking low-cost meals in a deepening global recession." More here.

Animal House

Sorry, my source didn't source it. Click on the pic to enlarge.

January 25, 2009

Words to Live By:

Select All; Command Copy; Command Paste; Command Save; Select; Command Delete; Command Save.

From c-cyte Aphorisms.

Obamaction

Go here, and be sure to scroll all the way down.

(Thanks, Paul!)