February 1, 2009

Why I Read Spam

(at least, the spam that gets through):

"I am REV.INNOCENT EBE , General manager to the Atm Desk Department. The attached picture [no picture was attached] was taken in my office where i was serving verification documents to the White men Mr Gabriel Evans and Mr Alan Mills From Ireland Republic who stormed my office last two days ago, the Black Gentleman (on white African attire). the black man Mr Fred Johnson claimed to be your representative and the supervisory Engineer that supervised and certified your money execution that was shifted from the previous Paying Institute to the Atm Desk Department because of their inability to have paid it at the agreed time.

"They said that you were dead and before your death, you appointed them as the next of kin to your contract/inherited fund presently under our custody these two whitemen and the black gentleman quickly applied that your Inherited fund should be presented to them at the spot.The Official responsible for the presentation of consignment quickly granted approvals to their application and packaged the fund for them to go with it .

"Please study the attached photograph and call me urgently for your comments which will be highly appreciated, but we will not hesitate tocontinue the payment transmission to them if no response comes from you.immediately as your silence will be a clear indication that you authorised them to effect the above changes .

"Here are the below required information needed from you to proof to us that you are real:"

Mr. President: Please Consider Dr. Howard Dean

in place of either Senator Daschle for Secretary of Health and Human Services or Dr. Sanjay Gupta for Surgeon General (see here for concerns about Daschle and Gupta).

As you know, while governor of Vermont, Dr. Dean brought near-universal healthcare to children and pregnant women. The uninsured rate in Vermont dropped from 12.7% to 9.6%, and child abuse and teen pregnancy rates were cut roughly in half. At the same time, under his tenure, the state paid off much of its public debt while lowering income taxes twice.

Moreover, he pioneered grassroots internet politics, and as DNC Chair, his 50-state strategy deserves much of the credit for Dems' election wins during the last two election cycles (see Wikipedia regarding Dean's career).

Dr. Dean can make government work for the people, which we badly need.

You can e-mail the Prez here.

January 30, 2009

Hat Envy

Per The Oregonian, The Smithsonian wants Aretha's hat.

(Is that Al giving her the thumbs-up in the background?)

One Londoner wonders forlornly, "We make the world's best hats, so why don't we wear them? British women should emulate Aretha Franklin and don magnificent head-gear."

UPDATE: Arnold wants it, too. (Sorry about the bad psd job [by whoever made the pic], but right now I just don't feel like cutting the hat out to fix it.)

Flight of the Conchords, for Real

Here.

"Joshuah Bearman alerted me to David Dixon's amazing audio archive website, which has links to audio files that people recorded at home and unwittingly sent to Napster.

"'This was right around the time that Napster was just beginning to penetrate into the average computer user's lives. At the same time, an audio utility program called MusicMatch Jukebox was also being widely used, since it was often pre-installed on off-the-shelf PC's. MMJ allowed you, among other things, to make recordings using the cheap microphone included with the PC, and save the file in mp3 format. If you didn't give the audio file a name, it assigned a default name "mic in track" followed by a number. Now if you were also running Napster, and you were careless enough to be sharing everything on your computer (which *many* were), then anyone also running Napster could just do a search for "mic in track" and find and download these personal recordings, usually without your knowledge.

"'I am that guy. I've amassed many, many hours of these recordings, which provide endless voyeuristic entertainment. Typical recordings were of people singing, rapping, or playing along with the radio (often badly), kids practicing their school book reports, audio love letters, kids being silly, and so forth. One of my finds was a 14-minute-long recording of a guy praying very fervently and emotionally, even lapsing into glossolalia. I've posted many of my favorites on my webpage, for free.'"

Joshuah Bearman, via boing boing (thanks, ben!) Check out Joshuah's other rec'd links, including a QVC spoof by ten-year-olds or a "jug band hillbilly cover version, or really sequel to," Juvenile's Back That Thing Up.

Imagining Ten Dimensions



Some physicists believe there are eleven; see here and here

For what it's worth, Kundalini yoga posits that we each have eleven bodies.

I'm rooting for twelve.

January 29, 2009