February 1, 2009

Why I Read Spam

(at least, the spam that gets through):

"I am REV.INNOCENT EBE , General manager to the Atm Desk Department. The attached picture [no picture was attached] was taken in my office where i was serving verification documents to the White men Mr Gabriel Evans and Mr Alan Mills From Ireland Republic who stormed my office last two days ago, the Black Gentleman (on white African attire). the black man Mr Fred Johnson claimed to be your representative and the supervisory Engineer that supervised and certified your money execution that was shifted from the previous Paying Institute to the Atm Desk Department because of their inability to have paid it at the agreed time.

"They said that you were dead and before your death, you appointed them as the next of kin to your contract/inherited fund presently under our custody these two whitemen and the black gentleman quickly applied that your Inherited fund should be presented to them at the spot.The Official responsible for the presentation of consignment quickly granted approvals to their application and packaged the fund for them to go with it .

"Please study the attached photograph and call me urgently for your comments which will be highly appreciated, but we will not hesitate tocontinue the payment transmission to them if no response comes from you.immediately as your silence will be a clear indication that you authorised them to effect the above changes .

"Here are the below required information needed from you to proof to us that you are real:"

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