October 8, 2008

What is crashing is . . .

"the paper edifice set up as 'insurance' against default, meant to insulate the issuer against risk, and which then was turned into a profit center for larger institutions. Somebody owes somebody for every default; and that somebody is then owed by somebody, and so forth and so on down the line. The market in these things is opaque: no one knows who has what potential liabilities; in a number of cases, even the chiefs of firms involved probably do know the real exposure of their own companies. No one knows what someone might be called upon to settle up immediately; no one knows what financial firm can be relied on to make a payment tomorrow, or next Monday. The sum total of these various paper obligations is several times the total amount of real money on earth: the truth is that they cannot really be liquidated, certainly not all at once, which means that their purported value is merely an elegantly engraved fiction. When the market in them functions they are not usually liquidated, they are simply matched against one other and cancel one another out. But doing so requires their being taken at face value, or a regularized rate of discount, and maintaining them in this state requires ready access to credit for those holding them."

(Thanks, Magistrate!)

October 7, 2008

Does McCain Have a Problem with, Shall We Say, Dark Horses?

I so need one for my next party . . .

Sorry, everyone; Reuters replaced the video that used to be here with another about something much less important, like the 678-point drop in the Dow today (10-9-08), and I can't find the original video on their site. It featured a monkey working as a waiter in an asian restaurant.

"'Yat-chan first learned by just watching me working in the restaurant. It all started when one day I gave him a hot towel out of curiosity and he brought the towel to the customer,' [said] the 63-year-old owner of the tavern, Kaoru Otsuka . . . .

"'It's amazing how it seems to understand human words,' said 71-year-old retiree Miho Takikawa . . . ."

(Thanks, Ben!)

In Case You Didn't Notice, Congress Also Passed a $619 Billion Defense Bill

October 6, 2008

On a Lighter Note . . .

McCain as The Penguin:

Must See Re- the Current Economic Crisis

Naomi Wolf sums it up as of ca. Oct. 4.

Rep. Brad Sherman re- threats of martial law as of ca. Oct. 2.

Naomi Klein ("Mr. Risk Goes to Washington") as of ca. Sept. 24.

Naomi Klein as of ca. Sept 22.

(Dates above are the dates the videos were posted on YouTube, but I believe they are within a few dates of when the videos were recorded.)

While Lehman Pled for Federal Rescue,

. . . its execs were simultaneously securing their golden parachutes.

Lehman's CEO Richard Fuld, who testified before Congress today, has already taken home close to $480 million since 2000. Said Fuld, "I feel horrible about what's happened" -- but he didn't offer to return any of the money.

Another great post from HuffPo; thanks to Kadie for the pic!

UPDATE: Per Bloomberg, Lehman's "'key' money managers will get retention bonuses valued at $400 million when their investment-management business is bought by Bain Capital LLC and Hellman & Friedman LLC.

"Bain and Hellman on Sept. 29 agreed to buy most of the asset-management unit from bankrupt Lehman in a deal that values business at $2.15 billion, about half the buyout firms' initial bids. The purchasers will deduct the employee awards from the amount they pay the investment bank for the assets, Lehman's lawyers said today in a court filing.

"Under the proposed arrangement, which a U.S. bankruptcy judge must approve, Lehman employees and portfolio managers will get 16.8 percent of the equity in the purchased assets. The awards are valued using the 'gross purchase price' of $2.15 billion, which includes assumption of liabilities, according to the filing."