(go to about the 2:40 mark) . . .
. . . only not so sure about the happy ending.
October 10, 2008
Watching my retirement portfolio is like
October 8, 2008
What is crashing is . . .
"the paper edifice set up as 'insurance' against default, meant to insulate the issuer against risk, and which then was turned into a profit center for larger institutions. Somebody owes somebody for every default; and that somebody is then owed by somebody, and so forth and so on down the line. The market in these things is opaque: no one knows who has what potential liabilities; in a number of cases, even the chiefs of firms involved probably do know the real exposure of their own companies. No one knows what someone might be called upon to settle up immediately; no one knows what financial firm can be relied on to make a payment tomorrow, or next Monday. The sum total of these various paper obligations is several times the total amount of real money on earth: the truth is that they cannot really be liquidated, certainly not all at once, which means that their purported value is merely an elegantly engraved fiction. When the market in them functions they are not usually liquidated, they are simply matched against one other and cancel one another out. But doing so requires their being taken at face value, or a regularized rate of discount, and maintaining them in this state requires ready access to credit for those holding them."
(Thanks, Magistrate!)
October 7, 2008
I so need one for my next party . . .
Sorry, everyone; Reuters replaced the video that used to be here with another about something much less important, like the 678-point drop in the Dow today (10-9-08), and I can't find the original video on their site. It featured a monkey working as a waiter in an asian restaurant.
"'Yat-chan first learned by just watching me working in the restaurant. It all started when one day I gave him a hot towel out of curiosity and he brought the towel to the customer,' [said] the 63-year-old owner of the tavern, Kaoru Otsuka . . . .
"'It's amazing how it seems to understand human words,' said 71-year-old retiree Miho Takikawa . . . ."
(Thanks, Ben!)